$30.00
From the Appalachians to the Carpathians, this snappy new Tee captures the inspiration for Scythian's handcrafted mountain music. Can't go wrong with a Raglan Tee for the summer!
Any tips keep the circus going - thanks from the bottom of our rickety boots!
All our shows for 2020 have been canceled since March - your generosity has kept the tunes burning and the flames singing. Y'all are the best fans in the world - thanks for carrying us in these crazy times!
Scythian Merch
$25.00
This shirt captures the Blue Ridge mountains where Scythian grew up, just in time for summer. Stay cool twice over with this snappy new tank!
$250.00
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$75.00
NEW! Save 70% with this mega bundle! ALL 15 Scythian albums in digital format, including the new albums Roots & Stones and Quaranstream: The Album, along with official music videos, album artwork, Quaranstream 'Best Of' & blooper videos, and behind the scene footage from the studio making of Roots & Stones, & much more, all combined in this nifty bottle opener USB. Makes a great gift and Scythian first timers can get caught up in one fell swoop! Contains over $250 worth of music and bonus features!
$15.00
Music was made to go with beer, or root beer, or anything that can be opened by a Scythian Beer Bottle Opener. Forged in Mordor this beer bottle opener can only be destroyed by throwing it into a volcano. One day, paleontologists will find your fossilized hands holding a perfectly in tact Scythian Beer Bottle Opener - trust me, it will be the best $15 you ever spent!
$25.00
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$19.97
You can shine with the best of them with this humdinger of a T-shirt! Be part of the outlaw gang and grab this snappy shiner tux while they're still illegal. This comes in men's sizes as well as ladies fit sizes. The boys in the mountains won't make it through the winter without your help, so thanks fer buyin' yers!! Shine on, y'all!
$30.00
What goes better alongside Scythian than Whiskey? How about a Whiskey T-shirt! These puppies are SUPER soft, and our first "Whiskey Bottle" shirt EVER! So grab a shirt or 10 and get ready for the best summer ever!
$30.00
What goes better alongside Scythian than Whiskey? How about a Whiskey T-shirt! These puppies are SUPER soft, and our first "Whiskey Bottle" shirt EVER! So grab a shirt or 10 and get ready for the best summer ever!
$15.00
NoDepression readers voted Roots & Stones one of the "50 Favorite Roots Albums of 2020" coming in at #21 ahead of Taylor Swift and Nathaniel Rateliff!
CD RELEASE SPECIAL: Buy now and get a FREE digital download PLUS bonus track recorded in studio that never made it onto the album! This album features all original content, including the singles Galway City, Best Friend Song, and Virginia, and the reviews are already coming in resoundingly that this is the BEST Scythian album yet.
Grab yours, get the free download, and start jamming with the tunes now!
$19.97
(SPECIAL: Get a discount on the album as well as other sweet new gear by following this link: https://scythianband.com/best-of-quaranstream-cd-download)
15 NEW Tracks Commemorating the Year of the Quaranstream! Includes SIGNED CD & IMMEDIATE Digital Download!
What a year 2020 was! Pandemic. All our shows cancelled! It was our worst nightmare, until we decided to do a livestream on St. Patrick's Day in Ethan's kitchen and three hours and 60,000 viewers later the Quaranstream was born! Every two weeks for over a year (and 560,000+ views) we came together and streamed 3-hour shows out of Dan's livingroom and got to connect to all our fans that had carried us throughout the years. It was you all who gave us permission to explore our musical and creative limits and we learned to play like boys again.
We dressed like pirates, 80s metal hairbands, moonshiners, 70s undercover cops, Italian-American inspirational fitness coaches, Ukrainians, ghouls, hobbits and wizards and had a blast doing it!
It was this environment and community that gave birth to this album – a compilation of songs we put together for you – our Quaranstream Fan-ly. Consider it a quirky B-side to Roots & Stones; songs you would never hear on a normal Scythian album, but songs which illustrate the boyish fun we had in making our Quaranstream shows entertaining for you – the best fans on earth! We do hope you enjoy it and remember that one crazy year where fun was almost cancelled!
$25.00
Two Shots are better than one and you'll get both of our best Covid Shots for just $25! Both Roots & Stones and Quaranstream: The Album came out during the Lock-Downs and they make a memorable 1-2 punch.
$25.00
Scythian has a trucker hat at long last! Music Among Friends has always been our motto and we've incorporated the motto into the mountain backdrop.
ONE SIZE FITS ALL
$5.00
They need it more than you!
This 3"x3" will let her know, that YOU know! So from here on out - anytime you see a mom wearing this pin - buy here a beer because moms are the real heroes!
$19.97
Our first ever whiskey flask! 6 oz. and beautifully engraved leather-bound bearer of merriment. And just in time for Christmas - these are in production and will ship to you on Dec. 16th. Order yours and be thoroughly prepared for a visit from the whiskey fairy this Christmas!
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The Scythian beanie is here and boy oh boy is it a thing of beauty. We're not usually known for our subtlety (isn't it ironic that the B in subtle is silent?!), but this beanie is for the introverted Scythian fans who just wanna add a little flair to their winter style... Or anyone who needs a beautiful beanie (I'm looking at you hipsters)
Keep your noggin warm even when the world is cold. Spring will come again!
$25.00
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There's no two ways about it - to be a survivor you need to plan ahead, you need to be safe and you need to stay hydrated! Grab this Triple Threat survival kit and stay ahead of the curve!
$25.00
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$17.17
The race for the cure is on! Here's our two-cents! This Tee will come in a ladies cut but depends on availability since production is limited due to the shutdown.
$15.00
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$12.00
Raise your glass with us with the OFFICIAL Quaranstream pint glass! Guaranteed to never pay for another bar tab again when you drink out of this magical glass. HUZZAH!
$30.00
This far out new Scythian Ringer Tee goes great with your Big Wheel and Pop Rocks! Grab yours and jump in the proverbial El Camino of COOOOOL!!! Men's and Ladies' sizes. Order now and get FREE download of the hot new theme song from the smash hit new cop show, Five n' Jive, written and performed by Scythian!
NOTE: Ladies Tees run a bit small so order one size up!
